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Kurloz x Reader
"I got... Kurloz..." You murmured. You... Weren't really sure how this was going to work. You really did like Kurloz! It was just... Kind of weird to play seven minutes in heaven with him. He helped you up and led you to the closet while you contemplated the mysteries of showing him you loved him. You could- no. That would be awkward. Or you two would- nope, wasn't possible. Or maybe- GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, WOMAN. I mean really? Why would you even think that?
You realized that while you had been speaking, you had entered the tiny space and were standing face to face Kurloz. You blushed furiously and clasped and unclapsed your hands nervously. "Umm, so... I really like your hair... And your eyes... And the way you, uh, communicate..." You continued to ramble on anxiously about how much you liked him while Kurloz stood there and smiled. Finally, you realized most of your time was gone. "O-oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to keep talking like that..."
He just smiled even wider and placed a finger on your mouth. He leaned in and nuzzled your nose, just as Dave opened the door. "This... I didn't think possible. Whatever, just get out of my closet."
"I got... Kurloz..." You murmured. You... Weren't really sure how this was going to work. You really did like Kurloz! It was just... Kind of weird to play seven minutes in heaven with him. He helped you up and led you to the closet while you contemplated the mysteries of showing him you loved him. You could- no. That would be awkward. Or you two would- nope, wasn't possible. Or maybe- GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, WOMAN. I mean really? Why would you even think that?
You realized that while you had been speaking, you had entered the tiny space and were standing face to face Kurloz. You blushed furiously and clasped and unclapsed your hands nervously. "Umm, so... I really like your hair... And your eyes... And the way you, uh, communicate..." You continued to ramble on anxiously about how much you liked him while Kurloz stood there and smiled. Finally, you realized most of your time was gone. "O-oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to keep talking like that..."
He just smiled even wider and placed a finger on your mouth. He leaned in and nuzzled your nose, just as Dave opened the door. "This... I didn't think possible. Whatever, just get out of my closet."
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(A/N) Equius may be OOC, and there is cussing. Just taggin' my triggerz!! :P
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"EQUIUS, OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!!" You continue pounding on the blueblood's front door, slowly becoming more infuriated. Equius had run away after you asked why his sweating worsened when you were around. However, this also left you at Skaia High School without a way to get home, since you and Equius had been staying late to study in the library, and he was the one with a car. Needless to say, you were pissed.
The door cracked open to reveal cracked glasses resting on the face of the troll you loved. You highly doubt that he knows, since you have been hidi
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Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Mituna
You pull out a mini yellow skateboard and you immediately frown. Why would Mituna put a skateboard figurine in the box? That was usually Latula’s type of thing. He had been spending quite a lot of time with her lately…
“Mituna, let’s go!” Dave called, waving the Gemini up to the front. You watched Mituna scamper up to the front and stand in front of you, his usual smile plastered onto his face. Dave shooed the two of you into the closet and slammed the door.
Mituna surprisingly started the conversation. “Do you like this game, [Name]? It seems like everyone else does.”
You slightly shrugged. &ldqu
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Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Kurloz
You hesitantly reached into the box, and pulled out a pair of gloves designed with the bones of a hand. Examining them for a few seconds, you figured they were Kurloz’s, since they did indeed match his outfit.
“Kurloz, up here!” Dave called out, his voice cracking in the process.
You watched as Kurloz made his way to the front. He finally stopped in front of you, signing you a quick ‘hello.’ You shyly waved hello to him as well. Dave then shoved the two of you in the closet, slamming the door behind.
The closet was a bit darker than you expected. You watched as Kurloz moved his hands, obviously trying to sign,
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ARE YOU READY FOR THE BACKGROUND INFORMATION GATHERING QUOTES? Too bad, here they are.
Me: Hey, quick, kind of awkward question. If you were stuck in a closet with a guy whose lips were sewn shut, and he was your crush, what would you do?
Vriska: unsew his lips
Me: ...No, he doesn't want his lips to be unsewn. Whaddya do?
Vriska: raep him
Me: ... NO! YOU ARE A SEMI-INNOCENT GIRL STUCK IN A CLOSET WITH YOUR CRUSH WHOSE LIPS CANNOT BE UNSEWN FOR RESAONS. What do you do?
Vriska: raep him
Me: I hate you sometimes.
Yes. Vriska has bad ideas about what to put in a fanfic. She wrote a Substitute Teacher!William x Student!Reader. It was SO FREAKING CREEPY. And it was a lime. And it was so FREAKING CREEPY! Like Meulin, Nepeta and I kind of threw the paper at her and ran away creepy.
Anyway, here ya go. This one was inspired by me, because Vriska, Nepeta, and Meulin all have bad Kurloz ideas.
Also, I am being told to tell you to read 'pear' backwards. Just do it.
Me: Hey, quick, kind of awkward question. If you were stuck in a closet with a guy whose lips were sewn shut, and he was your crush, what would you do?
Vriska: unsew his lips
Me: ...No, he doesn't want his lips to be unsewn. Whaddya do?
Vriska: raep him
Me: ... NO! YOU ARE A SEMI-INNOCENT GIRL STUCK IN A CLOSET WITH YOUR CRUSH WHOSE LIPS CANNOT BE UNSEWN FOR RESAONS. What do you do?
Vriska: raep him
Me: I hate you sometimes.
Yes. Vriska has bad ideas about what to put in a fanfic. She wrote a Substitute Teacher!William x Student!Reader. It was SO FREAKING CREEPY. And it was a lime. And it was so FREAKING CREEPY! Like Meulin, Nepeta and I kind of threw the paper at her and ran away creepy.
Anyway, here ya go. This one was inspired by me, because Vriska, Nepeta, and Meulin all have bad Kurloz ideas.
Also, I am being told to tell you to read 'pear' backwards. Just do it.
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:33< is this even legal?
i should ask equius
oh wait
no
he will know
i read this stuff
help me. DD :
i should ask equius
oh wait
no
he will know
i read this stuff
help me. DD :