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Homestuck: 7 Buckets in the Closet
You grinned and laughed along with the rest of your friends as Kankri lectured Mituna on the dangers of triggering anyone, not noticing that this was triggering Mituna. Sometimes people are stupid.
You're at Dave Strider's house for a huge Christmas party. Somehow he was able to rig the universe so all the trolls and kids could come. Honestly, his shit confused the fuck out of you, but you were able to see your friends, so you were happy.
"Yo! People! We're going to play a game, so sit in a circle and don't flip your shit!" your oh-so-elegant host yelled. After a few minutes of scrambling around, all the guests were arranged in an oval-like shape. "People, this is not a circle. But whatever. We're playing Seven Minutes in Heaven!"
All the humans snickered while the trolls looked around in confusion. "HEY, FUCKASS. WE DON'T KNOW THIS STUPID HUMAN ACTIVITY." Karkat yelled.
"I was about to explain the rules until you decided your voice was more important, Vantas. Now shut up." Dave explained the rules to the trolls.
"So it's like Seven Buckets In The Closet?" one of the trolls called out.
"Yeah, sure. Girls pick. Uh, (name), you can go first." Dave held out a worn fedora filled with slips of paper to you. You picked one out and read it aloud.
"I got..."
You grinned and laughed along with the rest of your friends as Kankri lectured Mituna on the dangers of triggering anyone, not noticing that this was triggering Mituna. Sometimes people are stupid.
You're at Dave Strider's house for a huge Christmas party. Somehow he was able to rig the universe so all the trolls and kids could come. Honestly, his shit confused the fuck out of you, but you were able to see your friends, so you were happy.
"Yo! People! We're going to play a game, so sit in a circle and don't flip your shit!" your oh-so-elegant host yelled. After a few minutes of scrambling around, all the guests were arranged in an oval-like shape. "People, this is not a circle. But whatever. We're playing Seven Minutes in Heaven!"
All the humans snickered while the trolls looked around in confusion. "HEY, FUCKASS. WE DON'T KNOW THIS STUPID HUMAN ACTIVITY." Karkat yelled.
"I was about to explain the rules until you decided your voice was more important, Vantas. Now shut up." Dave explained the rules to the trolls.
"So it's like Seven Buckets In The Closet?" one of the trolls called out.
"Yeah, sure. Girls pick. Uh, (name), you can go first." Dave held out a worn fedora filled with slips of paper to you. You picked one out and read it aloud.
"I got..."
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Homestuck x Reader - Intro
I was sitting in my living room, waiting for my favorite show to start on the TV.
I was 17 years old, and living in my own apartment. It was kinda small, but it is also quite comfy.
However, it's lonely. And being the loner I was, that was saying something.
So, as soon as the show ended, I took out my phone, looking up the number to my best friend, who happened to be working on an animal shelter.
I had enough money, so maybe she could help me find a companion of sorts?
I dialed her number, and put the phone to my ear.
She soon picked up.
"Hello, this is Louise." she panted into the phone, as if she had been running.
"Hi, Louise! Um... Am
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Homestuck x Reader - Karkat
...A munchkin cat, perched up on a shelf.
I reached up to get it down, only for it to hiss and scratch me.
I immediately pulled back my hands.
"I'm not gonna hurt you, little guy. I'm only gonna get you down from up there. Don't you want that?" I asked, confused.
He hissed, his fur standing on end as his ears lied back.
"Oh, please. You're too cute. You can't possibly think you can win in a match against me, do you? And here I thought you might wanna live with me and watch some romcoms and just cuddle on the couch. Because that's what I mostly do when I don't have school or work." I said, pouting.
He seemed to perk up at the word romcom.
"Yo
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Gamzee Makara X Reader (part 1)
You are outside at the park with your headphones on, your mp3 player holding nothing but your favorite band, Insane Clown Posse. The song that had just started was one of your favorites, so you started to sing along. A couple people were giving you weird looks as they walked past. As you sang the words "I bet you didn't know the Boogie Man was a clown, but when you see the jugglo, your holding your jugular" you hear an odd honk sound behind you. You spin around quickly, surprised by the unexpected noise.
You find yourself looking at a strange guy. His pants are dotted, his shirt has a Capricorn symbol, his face had clown makeup
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I felt like writing this. If anyone has a better idea for the name of the troll version, please tell me. Mine sucks.
John: [link]
Dave
Jake
Dirk
Karkat: [link]
Kankri
Eridan
Cronus
Sollux
Mituna
Equius
Horuss
Tavros
Rufioh
Gamzee: [link]
Kurloz
If you'd like me to do any of them immediately, just say so and I'll try my best. Otherwise I'll start at the top of the list.
John: [link]
Dave
Jake
Dirk
Karkat: [link]
Kankri
Eridan
Cronus
Sollux
Mituna
Equius
Horuss
Tavros
Rufioh
Gamzee: [link]
Kurloz
If you'd like me to do any of them immediately, just say so and I'll try my best. Otherwise I'll start at the top of the list.
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Rufioh please!