Carlos x Cecil by SilenceOfTheMongoose, literature
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Carlos x Cecil
ICarlos x Cecil
"Good night, listeners. Good night."
Cecil smiled contently as he finished his latest broadcast. He stood up and stretched calmly, taking off his headset and running his hands through his hair. He strode through the break room, where (Name), now over waiting for him, sat reading an imaginary book, because visible books were still not working properly.
"Good night, (Name)!" Cecil beamed.
She looked up, startled at the interruption. "Oh! G'night, Mr. Palmer. Tell Carlos I said hello!" She drifted off for a moment thinking about Carlos's perfect hair. Cecil chose this moment to leave the station and walk to his car. It seemed
Cecil Palmer x Reader: Unreciprocated by SilenceOfTheMongoose, literature
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Cecil Palmer x Reader: Unreciprocated
"And now, listeners, the weather."
Cecil sighed as he took off the headset, shaking his head to return his hair to its former shape. As soon as he even moved an inch, the intern with (h/c) hair came up to him. "Um, I got you, this, um, coffee, Mr. Baldwin, um, sir..."
(Name) was a new recruit. Another intern had disappeared into the depths of the station management office, or vaporized by a shape that definitely didn't exist, and there had been no one to get him coffee after his broadcasts finished. He hated getting his own coffee. Those damn illiterate tarantulas were always hogging up the queue. So he had instructed any listener who was int
Sollux x Reader:The Auditorium Factions (Prologue) by SilenceOfTheMongoose, literature
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Sollux x Reader:The Auditorium Factions (Prologue)
There were troubling times in the kingdom. The gentry were putting themselves farther and farther above the rest; the builders were becoming overconfident in their skills; and the mages were wreaking havoc far and wide.
You were talking, of course, about the school play. The gentry were the actors, the builders the set crew, and the mages the lighting team. But you weren't kidding about the war. It had been going on since the beginning of your school. Everytime you were all together, something else happened and the war continued. But that would change soon.
You were the second-in-command of the set crew. Mr. Hussie, the director,
Spain x Reader: Churros Part 1 by SilenceOfTheMongoose, literature
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Spain x Reader: Churros Part 1
Spain x Reader: Churros Part 1
"(Name)! (Name)! Bella! Over here!" Spain waved his arms frantically in an attempt to capture your attention. You were two feet away.
"What is it that demands my immediate attention, Toni?" you asked, arms crossed over your chest and eyebrows raised.
"Churros."
"Churros?"
"Si, churros! I can hear the churro cart! Let's go get some!" He grabbed your hand and pulled you out the door. You blushed at the unexpected contact. So maybe you had a tiny little itsy bitsy crush on Antonio Carriedo. TINY.
Now, a narrator such as myself might say, "Oh, but Reader-chan, what about those diaries on your bookshelf filled with
Pregnant!Reader x Karkat by SilenceOfTheMongoose, literature
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Pregnant!Reader x Karkat
Pregnant!Reader x Karkat
You sighed and ran your fingers lightly through Karkat's hair. You had just gotten back from the doctor when your husband had come home from work. He had promptly sat you down on the couch, turned on 500 Days of Summer , and laid his head in your lap.
He looked up at you at soon as you sighed. "Hey, what's wrong, (Name)?"
"Nothing is wrong, I just... have something to tell you."
Karkat shot up. "Did someone attack you?! Are you okay?! Did that fuckass clown Gamzee murder everyone?! (Name)?!"
You fell over laughing. "Oh- heh- my god - ahah- Karkat! No one is dead! Calm down, love!"
He looked perplexed and scratched
About the Writer! by SilenceOfTheMongoose, literature
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About the Writer!
About the Writer!
Name: Jenna Sage. Y'all don't need to know my last name, though.
Age: under eighteen.
Height: 5'4"! *is a whole inch taller than her friend Vriska*
Hair: I'm dirty blonde (the smart kind!) and my hair does a kind of wave on the left side of my face. I dunno how to describe it.
Eyes: I have really pale blue eyes.
Other facial features: SO MUCH ACNE. SO MUCH. Also, apparently my nose curves up like that country boy from The Secret Garden.
Family: I have three little sisters and one older half-brother. Also parents.
GPA, because you all want to know it: 3.3333333333! Which is a lot better than some of my earlier GPA's...
Human!Eridan x Reader: Part 2 by SilenceOfTheMongoose, literature
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Human!Eridan x Reader: Part 2
I started to fight;
with the neighbor next door
and his pesky wife.
you started a job;
that you hate when your sober
and hate even more when you're not
After that night, Eridan seemed to avoid you. He didn't even know why. It seemed like you didn't remember what had happened.
He made a point of hiding outside when you were in the apartment, usually in the neighbors' foyers. This started the fight between Eridan and Karkat, who lived next door with his girlfriend, Kanaya. One day, while you were cooking dinner, Eridan was sitting in front of Karkat's door, texting Feferi and waiting for you to go to your room. Kanaya, not looking where she
Human! Eridan x Reader: Part 1 by SilenceOfTheMongoose, literature
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Human! Eridan x Reader: Part 1
Human! Eridan x Reader: Forest Whitaker
We started a fire;
that was never supposed to burn out.
You started a band;
that cool for awhile but it turned pretty bland.
Speakers pounded music into your skull. You were at a bar- you couldn't remember the name- and DAMN, you were drunk. You can barely recall coming here in the first place. Who'd you come with again? Sollux, Dave, Equius... Someone else. Maybe it was the guy you were dancing with. You looked up at the mystery man's face. Yep. It was Sollux, Dave, Equius, and that hunk Eridan. You secretly had a tiny crush on him. You mean, he could be super sweet and kind, but also totally badass!
Karkat x Reader x Sollux: Part 2: First Grade by SilenceOfTheMongoose, literature
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Karkat x Reader x Sollux: Part 2: First Grade
Karkat x Reader x Sollux: Part 2: First Grade
Your guardian shook you awake, humming a song. It was yet another school day. You had started first grade over two months ago, and you LOVED IT! It was so much fun! You got to see your friends and make new ones! Plus, everyday at lunchtime your teacher would give you a cookie and milk. The actual class was okay. It was kind of boring, because your guardian had started to teach you about math and fonix [1], but you could sit through it.
You went to school and sat right in your seat immediately. You were a good little girl! Karkat sat right next to you, but he was usually too busy fighting with Er
Child!Karkat x Child!Reader x Child!Sollux by SilenceOfTheMongoose, literature
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Child!Karkat x Child!Reader x Child!Sollux
Child!Karkat x Child!Reader x Child!Sollux
You frowned adorably as your bestest friends in the whole wide universe argued about something that you totally forgot about, it was so long ago.
"Sollux! Stop being a prick!" Karkat squealed yelled.
"I'm not being a prick. I'm being awethome!" the mini-hacker standing across from the annoyed young troll replied coolly, glancing at you quickly, then looking away. They continued to banter for some time before you grabbed their hands.
"I think you're both grumpy because you didn't take your nap!" you declared, dragging them to your room.
"(Name)! I don't wanna take a nap!" Karkat grumbled.
"C
Mituna x Reader by SilenceOfTheMongoose, literature
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Mituna x Reader
Mituna x Reader
"I got Mituna~!" you sang. Mituna Captor was absolutely ADORABLE. Like, you weren't even kidding. If you had to choose a pet between a puppy and Mituna, you would choose Mituna every time. You'd house train him and everything.
"(Nathekdhhhme)! Why'd you say my name?" Mituna asked, standing up. He had been having a silent fit during Dave's explanation of the rules and so didn't know what you were doing. You giggled softly and took his hand. "Dave's being a fangirl and shipping people, so we have to go into the closet together~" you explained. Dave started to object to your description, but was silenced by Dirk, who said, "It
Whipped: Rufioh x Reader by SilenceOfTheMongoose, literature
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Whipped: Rufioh x Reader
"Yeah, so we drove to her hive, and..."
You sighed as Rufioh talked on the phone with Tavros. You understood that your matesprit was excited to find his dancestor, but really. It had been THREE HOURS. During that time, you had walked stark naked in front of him FIVE times, yet he continued to talk.
"O-oh, RUFIOH~!" you pretended to moan from across the room. Nothing.
Finally you straddled his legs with your chest in his face. "Rufioh~ It's so hot in here, dontcha think?" you asked, pulling up your shirt.
"...just tell her you don't like being stabbed..." Nitram continued, ignoring your breasts bouncing in his face.
You growled in anno
Flavours and Fun - Eridan by SukiKimura, literature
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Flavours and Fun - Eridan
You hummed to yourself as you did the occasional turn and twirl, cutting up thick and long pieces of cheese and running each piece along the metal surface of the cheese grader. You took the now degraded cheese and spread it on the tomato sauce-clad pieces of eggplant laid out before you. Once that was finished, you smile a little and placed the eggplants in the oven, setting the temperature to 400 degrees Celsius and set the timer to 15 minutes.
You sat in the living room and watched some Adventure Time, admiring and laughing at Finn and Jake’s antics, when you were interrupted by the pending arrival of your matesprit.
“I’
Hi! I'm a student and a writer. Sometimes I might talk to you. Sometimes I might make random comments. Sometimes I do weird shit. Please ignore everything that seems strange. Thank you.
Favourite Visual Artist
Frank Lloyd Wright, Andrew Hussie, The Guy Who Does Two Guys And Guy
Favourite Movies
Avatar, I guess. I don't really have a favorite among movies.
Favourite TV Shows
The Office, Parks & Rec, Community, those kinda things. And anime.
Updates on My Life Because I Like Writing These Things!
-I got scores back from NACLO- 38%. Needless to say, I did not get into the invitational. But it was super fun and I'd love to do it again next year!
-I started going to therapy, yay! Thursday was my second session and already I'm sleeping so much better and communicating a little bit more. I tend to just keep it all in, unfortunately. But we're working on it and already we're pinpointing negative thoughts- I love this so much!
-I started playing softball again. :T It really hasn't been fun; depression screws things up. I had to go to the first day of tryouts today and I wasn't fully in
Tagged by ~MeowLiam (https://www.deviantart.com/meowliam) Again.
Ten Facts About Me.
1) I'm in ninth grade.
2) I haven't had exactly the best day ever. :I
3) I have been watching Don't Hug Me I'm Scared every night for like four days now.
4) My favorite pokemon game is Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky.
5) I cut the middle finger of my left hand on Thursday night accidentally with a knife and had such a bad anxiety attack I wouldn't let them give me stitches, so I got steri-strips and glue or whatever.
6) I'm currently taking pre-calculus and oh my god it's so much fun
7) I have a weird fascination with my reflection and start freaking out if I don't see mysel
Tagged by ~MeowLiam (https://www.deviantart.com/meowliam) Again.
Ten Facts About Me.
1) I'm in ninth grade.
2) I haven't had exactly the best day ever. :I
3) I have been watching Don't Hug Me I'm Scared every night for like four days now.
4) My favorite pokemon game is Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky.
5) I cut the middle finger of my left hand on Thursday night accidentally with a knife and had such a bad anxiety attack I wouldn't let them give me stitches, so I got steri-strips and glue or whatever.
6) I'm currently taking pre-calculus and oh my god it's so much fun
7) I have a weird fascination with my reflection and start freaking out if I don't see mysel