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Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KarkatYou pulled out your hand to see you were holding a movie case. You examined it; The Notebook. Oh, it was so obviously, it was painful.

“Karkat, get on up here!” Dave called, taking the movie away from you. “Get all up in this closet right now.” You watched as Karkat angrily stomped through the crowd, his arms crossed. He was looking at the floor, so you couldn’t really see his face.

“Let’s get this stupid fucking thing over with…” Karkat muttered as he entered the closet. You weren’t sure if you wanted to go inside or not, but before you could even move, Dave shoved you inside and

A chance at a Bucket? ~SolluxxReader~

Sollux was sitting at his computer, hands folded below his chin, glaring at his computer screen. He could hear the shower water running- you were in there. You were staying at his hive, as yours had been destroyed by a strife between you and your lusus. It wasn't too much of a problem- you WERE matesprits after all….well, it was more like a kind of scarlet relationship, instead of a normal red, you were both slightly darker. Anyways…..

There was a message screen up on his screen from two weeks ago on Trollian. He himself had been frustrated at the time, and his friend, Karkat, had made it all the worse. He read it over, remembering all the

Rufioh x Reader Looking for My Words You smiled up at Rufioh, quite literally as he was flying at the moment. "I should show you the sky, (Name)~ It's so amazing up there." You giggled and shook your head. He poked you cheek and pouted. “Come on, (Name)! Maybe you'll like it so much, that you'll start talking again!” Your smile softened and you patted his cheek.

-No thanks, Rufi. But thank you for offering. I love you.- you wrote. He smiled and kissed your nose affectionately.

“Flushed for you too, lovely.”

Rufioh watched as you played with fish. You’d been even quieter today, which worried him. No giggles or the like. Letting you play on, he

Painting the House ReaderXKankriWARNING!:TRIGGER WARNINGS!:TRIGGERS INCLUDE BUCKETS, OC'S, FORGETTING WORDS, SEXUAL CONTENT, RANTING, AND OUT OF CHARACTERNESS.
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You sighed happily as you had finally finished moving your furniture into the dining room and had placed newspapers all over the floor. Now you were ready to paint! You had called your friends to come over and help you paint but they all denied...well except for one.
Ding dong
And that was him right now. You went over to your door and opened it seeing your friend-coughcoughcrushcoughcough.
"Hello [Name]. I'm glad your letting me come over to help."the red sweatered troll said.
"Hi Kankri, come in!"you smilied as you let him in.
You led him into your living room and handed him a apron.
"Here wear this. It'll keep your sweater from getting paint on it."you said as you put your apron on, tying the back in a bow.
He followed your instructions and put his apron on.
"I'll be right back. Just let me g

Rufioh x Reader Butterfly Fly Away The sun's rays had just set over the horizon. Rufioh flew a little faster towards his hive; the hive he shared with you. He sighed as he landed. The brown blood didn't know how long he could keep up this relationship. When your matespriteship started it was so exciting. Being a human you were so mysterious, so enticing. He wanted to know everything about you. Now Rufioh felt things had gotten...stale. You two had been matesprits for almost two sweeps, and the winged troll found himself wandering further and further from you.

Rufioh pushed open the door and called out, signaling that he was home. The male received no answer. Thi

Victory! : Tavros x Reader

"Tavros."

"What."

"Tavros."

"What."

"Taaaavros."

"Whaaaat."

"Hi."

You are sitting on the floor on your living room, resting against the couch Tavros is sitting on. You lean your head onto the cushions and smile up at your friend. "Hello (_Name_)," he says in response. You giggle and roll over so that you're facing him.

"Let's do something." He cocks his head to the side, giving you a small smile as he does so. "Uh, like what?" You honestly didn't think about that before asking the question. You just need something to do. After all, you have been sitting there on the floor for about half an hour, just staying quiet. That had been fun t

Kurloz x Reader Without Words You laughed as Kurloz signed a joke you’d heard at least 60 times, but still never got old. He smiled as you finally did so yourself and waited for your laughing fit to end.

You had gotten a ‘flush crush’ on one of your best Troll friends, who you had been friends with for years and even would help him out of a tight spot. He’d also help you a lot and comfort you, so you’d built confidence in the belief that maybe he liked you back. However, this had proven to be nothing but repeated words as he flatly said no to you and not even give a proper reason why. Worse yet, during the time you sulked behind doors, you

Candy Corn | Karkat x Reader

Warning: Contains sexual themes, and language. Please be the mature one to read.

The grey short troll stood in a slouch against the wall. You stood on the opposite wiping blood away from his lip with your sleeve. It was strange; his blood was like a candy red, unlike your own.

"What the fuck," he stuttered when your hand came up to his face.

"Shut up you pussy. Even your burses are like a fuchsia colour, damn, so some guy just stuck his skated board out of no where?"

"I told you it was that Strider kid. Fucking Strider!"

"But you don't know which Strider…" it wasn't really a question but he answered it anyways.

"He had a hat on, I

Heart-shaped sandwiches ((Mituna x Reader))You and Mituna were close before his accident, that was for sure. Closer than the boy was with Cronus. You were almost considered his pale quadrant, not that the two of you hadn't discussed it at all. It came up quite a bit, in all honesty. You, however, weren't too fond of the pale-zone; especially when you started to notice a bit of a flush was there. As of Mituna's 'accident' however, or, whatever you'd be inclined to call it, you were more or less his caregiver. You seemed to be almost a second lusus to him, not mentioning that Latula babied him somewhat as well. Latula. That name seemed to replay over and over in your head. She wasn't on

Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - GamzeeYou quickly yanked your hand out of the box to see that it was covered in none other than soper pie. You made a face and shook it off.

Dave leaned his head on the wall, obviously feeling sick from all of the ‘magical apple juice.’ “Gamzee, it’s you’re turn in the closet.”

You glanced at the crowd of people, already seeing Gamzee’s tall horns peak over the rest of the crowd. He pushed to the front of the trolls. He saw you and gave you his regular goofy smile. You couldn’t help but giggle.

Instead of pushing the two of you, Dave shooed you into the closet and shut the door. You each looked aro

Nothing to fear ((Mituna x Reader))Naturally you were inclined to horror movies, seeing as when most of your friends were scared it was a bit funny to see them jump. Not that you liked being scared yourself, however. So, when Cronus suggested that you and a few others get together for a scary movie night, surely you were in. Your circle of friends, whom all got along well at times, were going to meet up at your hive for an evening of popcorn, scares and laughs. Most of them were planning on leaving after a while, not really wanting to camp out on your floor; no matter how comfortable you swear your 'plush rugs' were. You right now were walking with Mituna back to your hive so

Cranky Kankri : Kankri x Reader

“(_Name_), this is highly triggering you know. You shouldn’t be doing such risky manoeuvres. You seem to have forgotten that you are inside, as well. I do not appreciate someone wrecking my hive like this. You have disrupted the peaceful atmosphere that I try to maintain at all times. Not only that, but you have also destroyed half of my hive in your unsuccessful attempts to get me to like you. This is a very triggering experience for me (_Name_) and blah blah blah….”

You zone out as the mutant blooded troll drones on and on about triggers and how offensive your behaviour had been while you just sit there, suffering

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You stood with your back against one wall and Dave's against the other, but your faces were still close together.
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Eridan x ReaderEridan x Reader
"I got... Eridan..."
You like him... You suppose. It's not like you have a shrine for him in your closet, complete with wall scrolls, Fish-scent candles, pictures of him being sexy while using magic, buckets with his name on them...
Who are you kidding. You LOVE him. L-O-V-E him. Although you would like to disclaim that you only have the buckets and the scrolls. The others... Would be pretty creepy.
But, alas! Thy handsome knight doth not payeth attention to you. He's always out begging to be loved flirting with everyone else. You would often write violent fanfiction about the trolls he interacted with, going so far as

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"I got Kankri..." you mumbled. You... Weren't really sure what to think about that. Sure, you liked him, and sure, you wanted to go out with him, but you didn't think you could handle seven minutes alone with him. He'd probably think your confession was some kind of trigger and start lecturing you about the importance of respecting others' boundaries.
You stood up and kind of dragged yourself into the closet. Kankri was pushed by Mituna after you, being told, "You need to get shomeone elshe to lescture!"
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"I got... Gamzee!" you exclaimed. YES. HELL FUCKING YES. Gamzee was the hottest thing you have ever laid eyes on and being in a closet with him would be like- well, what do you know? SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN. Speaking which, you should probably go get in the closet. Y'know, so you can actually kiss him.
You practically dove into the closet, towing the aforementioned Makara after you. Not that he resisted or anything. The door was locked behind you and you tumbled onto Gamzee, knocking you both to the floor. You grinned happily as you realized you were straddling his hips with your face only centimeters from his, and his hand

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"Yeah, so we drove to her hive, and..."

You sighed as Rufioh talked on the phone with Tavros. You understood that your matesprit was excited to find his dancestor, but really. It had been THREE HOURS. During that time, you had walked stark naked in front of him FIVE times, yet he continued to talk.
"O-oh, RUFIOH~!" you pretended to moan from across the room. Nothing.
Finally you straddled his legs with your chest in his face. "Rufioh~ It's so hot in here, dontcha think?" you asked, pulling up your shirt.
"...just tell her you don't like being stabbed..." Nitram continued, ignoring your breasts bouncing in his face.
You growled in annoyance and pushed him down onto his back. "Rufioh Nitram, if you don't hang up with Tavros in the next ten seconds, you're not filling buckets for half a sweep."
His eyes widened as he muttered something to Tavros and threw the phone to the other side of the room.
"Sorry 'bout that, lovegrub."
~A LITTLE WHILE LATER~
" Yo, yo, I heard, someone was calling you~" the phone rang from underneath a pile of your clothes. Rufioh picked up his head and glanced at it. You tightened your grip on his waist. "Get up and be chaste for an entire sweep."
"Right, sorry." He settled back down and buried his head in your neck.
CA-RAACK!

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We all know Rufioh would spend hours talking on the phone. That is, until Reader-chan threatens him with no sex.

~jaydaboo May 12, 2013

i don't know why but when i read the ca-raack part i think of cronus over hearing me threaten him and walking making the whip noise

~ZoraaroZ7Q Apr 5, 2013

That's actually my ringtone right now x3

~Silverthewerewolf Mar 8, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

how strange...thats one of my ringtones...right now its the eridan one

~MiyukiMosu Mar 4, 2013 Student Traditional Artist

Pffffft XD I about died when I saw the ringtone of the phone..... Cuz that's my ringtone XDDDD
Plus I was reading this during class so I had to hold back my laughter unless I wanted the whole class staring at me

~Fernan465 Feb 28, 2013

I'm so going to do that to my bf -evil smile- (if I ever get one><)

~tiedyepenguin Jan 22, 2013

That was awesome! XD

~AngelofLight22 Jan 15, 2013 Student

~CooperKid248 Jan 15, 2013

.........Wait. Whose neck snap? :<

~SilenceOfTheMongoose Jan 15, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

No, no, it's supposed to be the sound of a whip, cuz when a guy gets bossed around by his girlfriend/wife/whatever it's called being pussywhipped. Usually guys like to make a whip sound after that happens to make fun of the first guy. Don't worry, nobody's neck got snapped.

~CooperKid248 Jan 16, 2013

Oh. XD LOL! I FAIL!!!!

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