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"Yeah, so we drove to her hive, and..."

You sighed as Rufioh talked on the phone with Tavros. You understood that your matesprit was excited to find his dancestor, but really. It had been THREE HOURS. During that time, you had walked stark naked in front of him FIVE times, yet he continued to talk.
"O-oh, RUFIOH~!" you pretended to moan from across the room. Nothing.
Finally you straddled his legs with your chest in his face. "Rufioh~ It's so hot in here, dontcha think?" you asked, pulling up your shirt.
"...just tell her you don't like being stabbed..." Nitram continued, ignoring your breasts bouncing in his face.
You growled in annoyance and pushed him down onto his back. "Rufioh Nitram, if you don't hang up with Tavros in the next ten seconds, you're not filling buckets for half a sweep."
His eyes widened as he muttered something to Tavros and threw the phone to the other side of the room.
"Sorry 'bout that, lovegrub."
~A LITTLE WHILE LATER~
" Yo, yo, I heard, someone was calling you~" the phone rang from underneath a pile of your clothes. Rufioh picked up his head and glanced at it. You tightened your grip on his waist. "Get up and be chaste for an entire sweep."
"Right, sorry." He settled back down and buried his head in your neck.
CA-RAACK!
We all know Rufioh would spend hours talking on the phone. That is, until Reader-chan threatens him with no sex.
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:iconkitsunethe-fox-demon:
KitsuneThe-Fox-Demon Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
It took me three times reading this before I realized that theCA-RAACK was a whip cracking... I'm going to crawl into my hole now.
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XcookiesXvsXmuffins Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Student Artist
 i had to read your comment before i knew what it meant, so i feel ya comrade~
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:iconradomnessrandomhi:
radomnessrandomhi Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Student Writer
I'm pretty sure that that crack wasn't a whip, but Rufiohs horns cracking you on the head when he burrows his head into your neck
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nebula-33 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That is my ringtone... yo I heard someone was calling you and if ya dont pickup it might make em feel blue dont let go to your voice mail it might be someone who wants to fill a pale
That is what it actually is...
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:iconhappyluckygirl22:
Happyluckygirl22 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait w)(at was t)(at crack??????
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:icongodtierjoanegbert:
godtierjoanegbert Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I have two men in one of my households (my parents are divorced) and they both have ADHD. Think of how it is living in here. TOO MANY MEEEEEN.
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:iconthornpelt125:
Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
wow i feel bad for you ;(
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:icongodtierjoanegbert:
godtierjoanegbert Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, it's fine. I have ADHD, but not the H (hyperactive) part. Soooo, it's easy to drift off during class. And get in trouble.
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:iconthornpelt125:
Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah me too... it gets annoying a lot. 
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:icongodtierjoanegbert:
godtierjoanegbert Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly.
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:iconthornpelt125:
Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
;( yup 
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:icongodtierjoanegbert:
godtierjoanegbert Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
+n+
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:iconthornpelt125:
Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
>n<
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:iconlunacassanova1221:
LunaCassanova1221 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
Men are stupid like really dude wow!??? >:?
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:iconsickfires603:
sickfires603 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
*sigh* ... men
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:icongrand-highboob:
Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
.........................just why?
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:iconhrc125:
hrc125 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013
i second that motion 
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:icongrand-highboob:
Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD i have a bad ass reader chan here tho
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:iconhrc125:
hrc125 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013
ya no right before reading it again three times
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:iconexorcest:
Exorcest Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013
iT MIGHT BE SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO FILL A PAIL,
TaV!
sORRY,
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:iconjazzminth22:
JazzminTH22 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hehehe, perrrrfect~
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:iconcandyroses1999:
CandyRoses1999 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013
gamzee and tavros ringtone I have it!
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:iconzoe-underland:
Zoe-Underland Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awww. I wouldn't do that, XD of probably be talking to my Ancestor. If this is my troll blood, I mean dude's awesome. :D
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PorrimMaryam3764 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I would do the same thing. 
Reader threatens no sex 
Rufioh Suddenly off the phone.
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:iconnepetaxkarkat123:
nepetaxkarkat123 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
I can't stop laughing to were my eyes are tearing up and my sides hurt
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:iconmasteriesofthegame:
Masteriesofthegame Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

That is a good idea as a punishment.

 

 

Am definitely ganna try that on boyfriend.

 

 

When I get one that is.

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Shadow1237 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013   Filmographer
Shiryu Javinda: Thats my good little bitch O3
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:iconyasminkirkland1031:
YasminKirkland1031 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013
I can't stop laughing XD
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:iconjaydaboo:
jaydaboo Featured By Owner May 12, 2013
i don't know why but when i read the ca-raack part i think of cronus over hearing me threaten him and walking making the whip noise
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:iconzoraaroz7q:
ZoraaroZ7Q Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
That's actually my ringtone right now x3
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:iconsilverthewerewolf:
Silverthewerewolf Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
how strange...thats one of my ringtones...right now its the eridan one :iconsuggestiveeridanplz:
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:iconmistressamerah:
MistressAmerah Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Pffffft XD I about died when I saw the ringtone of the phone..... Cuz that's my ringtone XDDDD
Plus I was reading this during class so I had to hold back my laughter unless I wanted the whole class staring at me
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SophiFoxQueen Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Student General Artist
Omg u did not get caught?
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:iconfernan465:
Fernan465 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
I'm so going to do that to my bf -evil smile- (if I ever get one><)
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:icontiedyepenguin:
tiedyepenguin Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
That was awesome! XD
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AngelofLight22 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconpervykurlozplz:
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:iconcooperkid248:
CooperKid248 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
.........Wait. Whose neck snap? :<
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SilenceOfTheMongoose Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
No, no, it's supposed to be the sound of a whip, cuz when a guy gets bossed around by his girlfriend/wife/whatever it's called being pussywhipped. Usually guys like to make a whip sound after that happens to make fun of the first guy. Don't worry, nobody's neck got snapped.
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CooperKid248 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Oh. XD LOL! I FAIL!!!!
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