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Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KankriYou pull out your hand to see you are clutching a megaphone. You chuckled to yourself, knowing exactly who it was. The item fit them so well.

“Kankri, front ‘n center,” Dave slurred, gesturing towards the open closet. Kankri walked to the front, though he decided to be a gentleman (A/N: won’t be too gentle for long…) and let you enter the closet first. The two of you slid inside the door was shut and locked behind you.

You roll your eyes, knowing exactly what you’re about to be in for.

“This game is violating so many obvious rules. There are so many things that I could tag as triggers existing at

Kankri X Reader ~ Tutor, Please? (Trigger Warning)There you were, once again listening for the lectures of the ranting boy.
"Despite... Actually..." You could only catch fragments of his sentences. You stepped forward, attempting to maneuver your way through the people, but were thrown back. You landed on your butt.
"Ow..." Soon the warning bell rung, causing the people around you to disperse and more or less trample you.
After long enough, you were able to stand up without being pushed back down. You carefully lifted your things and looked at your watch.
I'll be late!
You were planning on rushing

What do? Sollux X Reader X Karkat [Drabble]

Two young trolls stand in the dark laboratory. One looking pretty well at ease and the other rather agitated and well… "pissed off".

"SOLLUX, CAN WE HURRY UP AND GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD?" Karkat, the shorter troll beckoned at the other. The one known as Sollux, shifted his bi coloured glasses up the rim of his nose.

"Oh 2hut up, kk. _____ doe2n't know we're iin her ba2ement u2ing her lab." he hissed through his fangs. Karkat growled deeply before sitting cross-legged on the engraved platform. He didn't know why he even agreed to this, it all seemed dumb and unnecessary, but in a way he was bored out of his mind. So why the hell not?

"Al

Kankri x reader: WTF DID I WRITEIn this story you are a human or troll whatever I don't care!

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You and your partner in crime , Mituna, were being lectured by Kankri..... AGAIN! All because you guys wanted to make pizza. And since you both suck at cooking , you made the oven explode. The kitchen is now covered in sauce and cheese along with you and Mituna.

" Do you know how triggering this is? Someone can walk in and see what a horrid mess you made! You do NOT want to trigger people! It's triggering! Now blagh blagh blagh blaghblllaaaggghhhhh!!!!!!!!"

You were currently tuning o

15 Minutes in Heaven- KankrixReader“Alright, gather round. It’s time to have some actual fucking fun at this party.” Dave said, considering it was his party after all, everyone did as instructed.
“WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING THIS TIME FUCKASS? LAST YEAR I ENDED UP WEARING DONKEY EARS WHILE YOU GOT EVERYONE ELSE TO STAB ME IN THE ASS BLINDFOLDED!” Karkat yelled, angrier than usual.
“We’re going to play seven minutes in fucking heaven. Only I’m extending it to fifteen, because the last time I played, I caught with my pants down, if you know what I mean.” Dave said, and everyone flinched, and groaned, not really needing that inform

Video Games ~ Sollux x Reader

"Y'know, (Name), waving the controller around ithn't going to help." Sollux smirked, obviously enjoying watching you become frustrated with the game.

"Shut up, lispy!" You shouted, frantically trying to avoid being killed.

"God, you are tho bad at thith!" He laughed.

"Do you like life? I'll kill you, Captor."

He snickered at your threat.

"GOD DAMMIT! I DIED! FUCK THIS GAME!" You grouch, dumping the controller to the floor and stomping off.

About five minutes later, there came a knock on your bedroom door.

"Go away, Sollux." You mumbled into your pillow.

"God, (Name), I wath going to athk if you wanted me to help you learn how to pla

Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KarkatYou pulled out your hand to see you were holding a movie case. You examined it; The Notebook. Oh, it was so obviously, it was painful.

“Karkat, get on up here!” Dave called, taking the movie away from you. “Get all up in this closet right now.” You watched as Karkat angrily stomped through the crowd, his arms crossed. He was looking at the floor, so you couldn’t really see his face.

“Let’s get this stupid fucking thing over with…” Karkat muttered as he entered the closet. You weren’t sure if you wanted to go inside or not, but before you could even move, Dave shoved you inside and

So Karkalicious : Karkat x Reader Part 2

A/N: I'll try to make this quick this time.
Here's part 2 of the fanfic. It still sucks, of course, but it's getting there. By the speed in which I'm typing I'm probably going to get at least one part up a day. I'm hoping I'll be able to do that until the holidays are over, which is in a while.

So we're finally getting somewhere. Everything is the same as it was last time, yadda yadda I'mma just go so you can enjoy the crappy writing.
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"(_Name_) it's time to get up, come on!" Your mum calls as she pounds on your bedroom door. You groan and roll over, getting tangled up in the covers in the process. The banging on your

Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader) part 6Over the past few days, you've been helping Karkat learn about Earth. He's been catching on quite quickly actually. You've also been helping him find a way back to his own wold. It wasn't exactly working out so well, but the least you could do was try. Pretty soon, he agreed to go back to your school as an exchange student once again.
"What do you think will happen after I put the bitch in her place?" he asked you. You shrug and reply, "I don't know. No one's ever one that to Taylor before. We'll just have to find out."

As you approach the school, all the students stop what thy were doing and look towards Karkat. The all moved out of you and

Kankri x reader- Intergalactic ExchangeYou are a part of the intergalactic exchange program of 3,013. You are from Earth, and will be visiting a place called Alternia. Your host family will be the Vantas’ and you will stay with them for a little more than two earth years, which constitutes as a single solar year for this planet. You will be learning not only the culture, but the history as well, and will be expected to pass an exam on this in order to graduate from Earth high school on time. Through the power of warp travel, the journey will only take a few moments, and you are grateful for this. The cultures developed so differently, because travel before warp was simply in

So Karkalicious : Karkat x Reader Part 1

A/N: Welp. This is officially the first piece of fanfiction I have ever written. It's Karkat x Reader. Blah introductions suck sometimes. This is just introducing you and whatever. Merry late Christmas

And it sucks. Because I have no idea how to write fanfiction. It's only part 1. It's either going to get better. Or worse.

Whatever.

Just for clarity, italics are your thoughts. I guess.
(_Name_) – Your name, obviously.
(e/c) – Eye colour
(h/l) – Hair length
(h/c) - Hair colour
(f/c) - Favourite colour
(f/s) - Favourite song
(f/a) – Favourite artist

So without any more rambling from me, have a piece of Karkat attempting to be roman

Kurloz x Reader Without Words You laughed as Kurloz signed a joke you’d heard at least 60 times, but still never got old. He smiled as you finally did so yourself and waited for your laughing fit to end.

You had gotten a ‘flush crush’ on one of your best Troll friends, who you had been friends with for years and even would help him out of a tight spot. He’d also help you a lot and comfort you, so you’d built confidence in the belief that maybe he liked you back. However, this had proven to be nothing but repeated words as he flatly said no to you and not even give a proper reason why. Worse yet, during the time you sulked behind doors, you

Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - GamzeeYou quickly yanked your hand out of the box to see that it was covered in none other than soper pie. You made a face and shook it off.

Dave leaned his head on the wall, obviously feeling sick from all of the ‘magical apple juice.’ “Gamzee, it’s you’re turn in the closet.”

You glanced at the crowd of people, already seeing Gamzee’s tall horns peak over the rest of the crowd. He pushed to the front of the trolls. He saw you and gave you his regular goofy smile. You couldn’t help but giggle.

Instead of pushing the two of you, Dave shooed you into the closet and shut the door. You each looked aro

A chance at a Bucket? ~SolluxxReader~

Sollux was sitting at his computer, hands folded below his chin, glaring at his computer screen. He could hear the shower water running- you were in there. You were staying at his hive, as yours had been destroyed by a strife between you and your lusus. It wasn't too much of a problem- you WERE matesprits after all….well, it was more like a kind of scarlet relationship, instead of a normal red, you were both slightly darker. Anyways…..

There was a message screen up on his screen from two weeks ago on Trollian. He himself had been frustrated at the time, and his friend, Karkat, had made it all the worse. He read it over, remembering all the

Sollux x Reader: Homesick (Request)Rating: [PG]
Warning: [Karkat's mouth]
Shivering, you tried to cover nose with your warm scarf. It was severely frigid outside, but you were undoubtedly bored in your lonely, desolate place you called "home." So you decided to walk in the deep, crisp snow to your friends', Sollux and Karkat's, house. You hadn't called either of them, nor had you pestered them about trotting to their place. It would be a nice surprise for them, wouldn't it?
As you caught a glimpse of his and Kk's hive, you started to pick up your pace. Man, you seriously didn't want to be in this cold any longer. Dashing to the door, you grabbed the door handle and twisted it. The door opened.
'Are you serious, they left the door open? I thought they were smarter than that...'

"Hey!!"

No reply.
"Sollux!! Karkat?"
Silence.
Soundlessly, you walked up the steps

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Kankri x Reader
"I got Kankri..." you mumbled. You... Weren't really sure what to think about that. Sure, you liked him, and sure, you wanted to go out with him, but you didn't think you could handle seven minutes alone with him. He'd probably think your confession was some kind of trigger and start lecturing you about the importance of respecting others' boundaries.
You stood up and kind of dragged yourself into the closet. Kankri was pushed by Mituna after you, being told, "You need to get shomeone elshe to lescture!"
You both stood there awkwardly until you smiled, the perfect idea having popped into your head.
"Hey, Kankri?" you asked in a sweet little voice.
"Yes?"
"Would this-" you pushed your chest against his, "be considered a trigger?"
He blushed and started to breathe heavily. "I-I suppose... C-can you... Maybe get off me?"
"Hmm? You want me to get you off?"
"W-what?! No, that's not what I said! Y-you should realize that this is triggering me!"
"Oh? Really? What about... This?" You rubbed his horns roughly, trying not to fall down from laughter.
"A-auhhha!" Kankri groaned awkwardly and shuddered. "(Name)... P-please... S-stop..."
"Aww, why?" You pouted and backed up a little, but kept your hands on his shoulders.
"B-because they're about to open the door... And I'm afraid seeing us in a state of romantic involvement may serve as a trigger to someone..."
"Oh... Just one more thing though!" You bounced up and kissed him gently on the lips. "I really like you!" you whispered quickly in his ear. "Trigger or no?"
"G-good trigger... I, um, really like you too, (Name)..." Kankri blushed again and smiled slightly.
"Awesome!"
You both heard the telling click of the door as Dave unlocked it. Kankri resumed his stern demeanor, but couldn't hold it as you pecked him on the cheek. He laughed and grinned down at you just as Dave opened the door. "Woah, Vantas, you're smiling!" Meenah yelled in shock.
"You see! It is a trigger!"