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Gamzee x Reader
"I got... Gamzee!" you exclaimed. YES. HELL FUCKING YES. Gamzee was the hottest thing you have ever laid eyes on and being in a closet with him would be like- well, what do you know? SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN. Speaking which, you should probably go get in the closet. Y'know, so you can actually kiss him.
You practically dove into the closet, towing the aforementioned Makara after you. Not that he resisted or anything. The door was locked behind you and you tumbled onto Gamzee, knocking you both to the floor. You grinned happily as you realized you were straddling his hips with your face only centimeters from his, and his hands on your waist. He chuckled and sat up. "Hey, sis, easy there. First we should drink some motherfuckin' miracles to make our lives just that much better." He pulled out a bottle of what else?- Faygo while you readjusted yourself to sit on his lap. Gamzee offered you the bottle, which you accepted and promptly opened. What you didn't know was that some prankster had shaken up the bottle beforehand, and the tumultuous event just moments ago hadn't helped. Consequently, the soda exploded all over your face and body. You and Gamzee recoiled a bit in shock, then leaned closer to inspect the damage. Your entire upper body was tinted purple, while Gamzee only got it on his shirt. "Aw, (name), you spilled the motherfucking miracle juice! Guess I'll have to clean up."
You giggled softly as he licked up the grape concoction, starting at your forehead and going down to the valley of your chest. He would have gone farther, but lo and behold, Strider opened the door. "That... Is not something I wanted to see. Go take your weird kink somewhere else.  No- DID YOU GET FAYGO ON LIL CAL?!"
You looked up, and sure enough, there was the creepy marionette, hanging from a shelf with purple liquid all over him. You blushed a little and stood up, only then realizing that you were wearing a white shirt. Gamzee noticed this too and immediately gave you his own dark one. "Heh, that should help, or at least until later when we get in the motherfuckin' respite block."
So yeah. Request if you want one done quickly.
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:iconterezipyrope1234:
TereziPyrope1234 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
karkat please?
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xXOneHellOfAGamerXx Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I Got The Idea Dearest Read-Chan Youth Rolled Into That Closet Like A Boss xD

I Loved This :D
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:iconcorkycorkscrewyokra:
Corkycorkscrewyokra Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Holly shiz niz dizzle fizzle
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the2pofhungary Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Gamzee. NO. NO RESPITE BLOCK. NU-UH. NOT READY FOR THAT! Unless it's to get a shirt. Then of  course! If not theeeeeeeeeeeeen. NO. THERE CAN BE MAKE OUTS BUT NU-UH NO RESPITEBLUCK! (misspelled on purpose!)
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camrhonlol Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Plz do more i need more cuteness and more tavros..........i just said out loud didnt i woops.......lol 
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camrhonlol Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*ovaries exploded* Well, there goes my future kids............
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JinglesKitty Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Socjeishfuwjaichroejsjfieoskcjjes the reaction in the beginning would totally be mine. He is the hottest troll in my opinion. 
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DemigodArtist Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconrainbow-cplz: :iconrainbow-rplz: :iconrainbow-oplz: :iconrainbow-nplz: :iconrainbow-uplz: :iconrainbow-splz:
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:iconelephantgirl202:
elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
Waaaaait...... Is lil' Cal turing into a pervert..?
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:iconrawlinzerrez:
RawlinZerrez Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
|00| → Please do Rufioh,  a5 he i5 my favorite 
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:iconakatsukiswag:
AkatsukiSwag Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
perhapes a kankri is in suit?
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:iconivyvines13:
ivyvines13 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
............Good triggers.............I NEED TO STOP HANGING OUT WITH KANKRI! Can you do one for Cronus Ampora, mayhaps? 
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godtierjoanegbert Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*adorable seal-like laugh* Please, Mituna and Dave! B-But not at the same time.... *kawaii blushies*
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RTKthesilenced Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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godtierjoanegbert Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Same to you, my friend. Same to you. Although I would've preferred nick cage, this is just as good.
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RTKthesilenced Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
eheheh
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:iconmiyokachan:
MiyokaChan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Student Artist
>//////////< SUNBURN HIDING MY BLUSH X3
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:iconlunacassanova1221:
LunaCassanova1221 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
I///////I ummmmmmmmmmmmmm what the buckets?
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:iconhawkfur17ftw:
Hawkfur17ftw Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013
Dawwwwwwww ;^;
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:iconstrawberryjellyfish:
StrawberryJellyfish Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Do a sollux!!!!!!!!
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:iconharpostrider:
HarpoStrider Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013  Professional Writer
Lil Cal just got Creepier… (Oh and could you do Dave or Jack?)
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:iconchuckywolf:
Chuckywolf Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist

me at first; XD cool hehehehhe

in the mid; 0.0 my gog hes a indigo a.k.a purpul blood and i am now tinted purpul ummmm not good fuck it looks like genetic fluid DX

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Insanity13Heartless Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Student General Artist
I was thinking that too hahaha
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:iconchuckywolf:
Chuckywolf Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Heh oh gog its off the subject but what if ghb arose from his death just to sing barbir lets go party after yoy and heh filled a ~_~
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Insanity13Heartless Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Student General Artist
...... I WOULD FUCKING DIE OF LAUGHTER LIKE HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! XD
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Chuckywolf Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
IMA BARBIE GIRL IM MY BARBIE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD WRAPED IN PLASTIC ITS FANTASTIC CMON BARBIE LETS GO BARTY ooaha ooaha!~ CMON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY. ~¤~
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Insanity13Heartless Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Student General Artist
*gasps and clutches chest* O MY GOG NO. *starts bursting out laughing and falls over*
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:iconchuckywolf:
Chuckywolf Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
WHAT..CANT A MOTHERFUCKING MUDERER SING BARBIE GIRL WITHOUT SOMEONE MITHERFUCKING GIGGLEING? *presses pause on the boombox and sighs sadly grabbing a barbie and ken whispering the song while playing with them in a drama scen*
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Insanity13Heartless Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Student General Artist
*Looks at him wide eyed* Wha... *Dumps a shit load of Barbie stuff that I didn't destroy on him* GO PLAY WITH THE BARBIES!! XDDD *bursts into a fit of laughter after I'm out of ear shot* 
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I-love-homestuck7261 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013
Awwww- Wait liL CAL WAS WATCHING US *SCREAMS*
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:iconemovamp13:
EmoVamp13 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013
Years of therapy can't fix liL CAL seein all uh that.
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:iconi-love-homestuck7261:
You don't understand I literally yelled that- In front of my parents. I'm surprised they didn't question it 
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:iconemovamp13:
EmoVamp13 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013
omg.. YOUR MY FUKKIN IDOL!!!!
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:iconi-love-homestuck7261:
Why thank you!
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:iconemovamp13:
EmoVamp13 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013
*bows* teach me my leage!
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XJenniferTheKillerX Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Awwww
There's nothing more than I can say but *squeeeeeeeee~!* that was cute ^-^
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FoRgOtTeNfOrSaKeN Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Student General Artist
i am making the DUMBEST laugh right now xD
this was perfect and it also made me laugh
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lynxshadowstalker Featured By Owner May 26, 2013
Oh . . . damn . . . is it hot in here? *fans self*
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GimmeTheBabies Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ohohohohoho.......
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inocentHorror Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Omg! Kinky gamze :blush:
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Smexysatiremonkey Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Student Writer
ERIDAN!!!' HE WOULD BE SO HAPPY!!! :iconeridancryforeverplz:
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pawpaw1111 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So expected yet
Not
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Fernan465 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013
Kurloz please ^-^
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:iconbleachfangirlie:
Bleachfangirlie Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Student Artist
Please do Kurloz next?
Please?
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APHItaly Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
O////O
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:icondenmarkwithlove:
denmarkwithlove Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
I need the one for John
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ER0NN Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
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That is the li for Johns.
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:iconer0nn:
ER0NN Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
*one for John's
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:iconlilzexiongirl:
Lilzexiongirl Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
BesT DAy To WeAr WhiTe.
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gamzeeMaKaRa1998 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
O my cod
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