Kurloz x Reader
"I got... Kurloz..." You murmured. You... Weren't really sure how this was going to work. You really did like Kurloz! It was just... Kind of weird to play seven minutes in heaven with him. He helped you up and led you to the closet while you contemplated the mysteries of showing him you loved him. You could- no. That would be awkward. Or you two would- nope, wasn't possible. Or maybe- GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, WOMAN. I mean really? Why would you even think that?
You realized that while you had been speaking, you had entered the tiny space and were standing face to face Kurloz. You blushed furiously and clasped and unclapsed your hands nervously. "Umm, so... I really like your hair... And your eyes... And the way you, uh, communicate..." You continued to ramble on anxiously about how much you liked him while Kurloz stood there and smiled. Finally, you realized most of your time was gone. "O-oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to keep talking like that..."
He just smiled even wider and placed a finger on your mouth. He leaned in and nuzzled your nose, just as Dave opened the door. "This... I didn't think possible. Whatever, just get out of my closet."