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Kurloz x Reader
"I got... Kurloz..." You murmured. You... Weren't really sure how this was going to work. You really did like Kurloz! It was just... Kind of weird to play seven minutes in heaven with him. He helped you up and led you to the closet while you contemplated the mysteries of showing him you loved him. You could- no. That would be awkward. Or you two would- nope, wasn't possible. Or maybe- GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, WOMAN. I mean really? Why would you even think that?
You realized that while you had been speaking, you had entered the tiny space and were standing face to face Kurloz. You blushed furiously and clasped and unclapsed your hands nervously. "Umm, so... I really like your hair... And your eyes... And the way you, uh, communicate..." You continued to ramble on anxiously about how much you liked him while Kurloz stood there and smiled. Finally, you realized most of your time was gone. "O-oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to keep talking like that..."
He just smiled even wider and placed a finger on your mouth. He leaned in and nuzzled your nose, just as Dave opened the door. "This... I didn't think possible. Whatever, just get out of my closet."
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BACKGROUND INFORMATION GATHERING QUOTES? Too bad, here they are.

Me: Hey, quick, kind of awkward question. If you were stuck in a closet with a guy whose lips were sewn shut, and he was your crush, what would you do?
Vriska: unsew his lips
Me: ...No, he doesn't want his lips to be unsewn. Whaddya do?
Vriska: raep him
Me: ... NO! YOU ARE A SEMI-INNOCENT GIRL STUCK IN A CLOSET WITH YOUR CRUSH WHOSE LIPS CANNOT BE UNSEWN FOR RESAONS. What do you do?
Vriska: raep him
Me: I hate you sometimes.

Yes. Vriska has bad ideas about what to put in a fanfic. She wrote a Substitute Teacher!William x Student!Reader. It was SO FREAKING CREEPY. And it was a lime. And it was so FREAKING CREEPY! Like Meulin, Nepeta and I kind of threw the paper at her and ran away creepy.

Anyway, here ya go. This one was inspired by me, because Vriska, Nepeta, and Meulin all have bad Kurloz ideas.
Also, I am being told to tell you to read 'pear' backwards. Just do it.
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:iconnekoninja26:
Nekoninja26 Mar 5, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What's a lime? Oops! 
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:iconkankri---vantas:
Kankri---Vantas Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Quite interesting. I 6elieve y9u did quite well.
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:iconivyvines13:
ivyvines13 Feb 25, 2014  New member Hobbyist Photographer
.............Kankri? If it's not too triggering for you, I would like to inquire as to why you would even read something like this.....?
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:iconkankri---vantas:
Kankri---Vantas Mar 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I agree. I get quite 69red at times, s9 I read this.
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:iconivyvines13:
ivyvines13 Mar 6, 2014  New member Hobbyist Photographer
Ah. Yes, boredom 'tis awful. No one enjoys it, unless they don't like doing things.................
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:iconkankri---vantas:
Kankri---Vantas Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Quite s9.
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:iconivyvines13:
ivyvines13 Mar 10, 2014  New member Hobbyist Photographer
But you do not appear to be one of those who enjoys not having something to do.
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:iconi-hate-happy-people:
"This... I didn't think possible. Whatever, just get out of my closet."
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:iconacreepypastastory:
"Whatever, just get out of my closet."

BeSt PaRt.
HoNk.
xoD
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:icondoozarts:
Doozarts Sep 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
GOTTDAMMIT DAVE >:C
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