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Homestuck: 7 Buckets in the Closet

You grinned and laughed along with the rest of your friends as Kankri lectured Mituna on the dangers of triggering anyone, not noticing that this was triggering Mituna. Sometimes people are stupid.
You're at Dave Strider's house for a huge Christmas party. Somehow he was able to rig the universe so all the trolls and kids could come. Honestly, his shit confused the fuck out of you, but you were able to see your friends, so you were happy.
"Yo! People! We're going to play a game, so sit in a circle and don't flip your shit!" your oh-so-elegant host yelled. After a few minutes of scrambling around, all the guests were arranged in an oval-like shape. "People, this is not a circle. But whatever. We're playing Seven Minutes in Heaven!"
All the humans snickered while the trolls looked around in confusion. "HEY, FUCKASS. WE DON'T KNOW THIS STUPID HUMAN ACTIVITY." Karkat yelled.
"I was about to explain the rules until you decided your voice was more important, Vantas. Now shut up." Dave explained the rules to the trolls.
"So it's like Seven Buckets In The Closet?" one of the trolls called out.
"Yeah, sure. Girls pick. Uh, (name), you can go first." Dave held out a worn fedora filled with slips of paper to you. You picked one out and read it aloud.
"I got..."
I felt like writing this. If anyone has a better idea for the name of the troll version, please tell me. Mine sucks.

John: [link]
Dave
Jake
Dirk
Karkat: [link]
Kankri
Eridan
Cronus
Sollux
Mituna
Equius
Horuss
Tavros
Rufioh
Gamzee: [link]
Kurloz

If you'd like me to do any of them immediately, just say so and I'll try my best. Otherwise I'll start at the top of the list.
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:iconwhysoserious242:
WhySoSerious242 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
Dirk plz?
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:iconhemospectrumkiller:
hemospectrumkiller Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
HORUSS, CRONUS, AND SOLLUX PLEEEEAAAASE

I♡THESE
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:iconphaserw0lf:
phaserW0lf Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Hobbyist
Do Dave's <3333
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:icontwiggythegiraffe:
TwiggyTheGiraffe Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Horuss, Cronus, and Kurloz, please, I love these <3
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:iconeguzmanryan:
eguzmanryan Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
Could you do one for Equius please... if you haven't abandoned the project that is.
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:iconqueenveee:
QueenVeee Featured By Owner Edited Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey um so I got a question...
Do you think that maybe... perhaps... you could just... do....
......*whispers* one of the female charactersxfemale reader.....
I sowwie bye...
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:iconchiceydice1234:
ChiceyDice1234 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i gotta agree.
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:iconshannontheinsane:
ShannonTheInsane Featured By Owner Edited Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YESSSSSSSSSSS finally I'm not the only one
*comments this a long time ago*
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:iconchiceydice1234:
ChiceyDice1234 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Because I have a really big crush on Aradia 0V0
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:iconamberpelt7:
Amberpelt7 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Student General Artist
Hey your crush isn't that bad... Meanwhile I have a crush on the chatterbox and the nervous ones.
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:iconsupermoekawaiichan:
SuperMoeKawaiiChan Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
Mew Smilie Blush  C-Could you maybe try to do  dirk if your not busy or whenever you can Marry Kozakura (Embarrassed blush) [V9]    .......  sorry i bothered You Seto Kousuke (Runs away) [10] 
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:iconsolluxcaptor4:
SolluxCaptor4 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I DIDNT know you had them already sorry i am very slow
derp
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:iconsolluxcaptor4:
SolluxCaptor4 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
sollux and....wait is that...
OMG DO DAVE PLEASE DAVEDAVEDAVEDAVE
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:iconvulpixgirllove:
vulpixgirllove Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
agreed >:3
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:iconechoknows:
echoknows Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014
Do you have dirk up yet if so can I have the link
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:iconandrearoset:
AndreaRoseT Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
.... Doc Scratch.
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:iconjeanisahorse:
JeanIsaHorse Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Kurloz? c: maybe
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:iconsophifoxqueen:
SophiFoxQueen Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Student General Artist
Dave x reader x dirk
Striders b cute!
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:iconzombietroll23:
ZombieTroll23 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014
Please please PLEASE do an eridan one
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:iconajones123:
Ajones123 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
1.) Eridan
2.) Sollux
3.)Equius
4.)DAVE
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:iconhetaliaargentina:
HetaliaArgentina Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
7 minutesi in the dream bubble~? XD idk really just a suggestion. I like it so far~
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:iconkendiwolf:
kendiwolf Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
dave dave dave dave DAVE AND WE ALL KNOW WHY!!
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:icongodtierjoanegbert:
godtierjoanegbert Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaase, Mituna, then Dave. Wait, WTF, did they just say Doc Scratch?! Anyway, I luv u, and you're awesome.
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:iconrachrljones12:
rachrljones12 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014
equius
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:iconuntrustedempire:
UntrustedEmpire Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Doc scratch
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:iconbitterbell:
BitterBell Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
Oooh, I can't wait for the Sollux, Kankri, and Tavros ones.. And Mituna's. And Kurloz's.
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:icontophbf:
TophBF Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh! You gotta do Tavros! Kawaii~:heart:
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:iconnicoleearthstaff:
NicoleEarthStaff Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013
I'm reading this on Christmas Eve xD So I was a day early. Lol
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:iconsilentlove832:
SilentLove832 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Eq-chan and Kurloz plz?????
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:iconleonardo2105:
Leonardo2105 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013
Kankri please <3
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:iconale-borrego:
Ale-Borrego Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013
Dave, please :3 
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:iconthe-wolf-queen:
The-Wolf-Queen Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, Dave :3
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:iconale-borrego:
Ale-Borrego Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013
:)
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:iconthe-wolf-queen:
The-Wolf-Queen Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:33
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:iconsavingcapricious:
savingCapricious Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Kurloz and equius :3
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:iconpurplepony42:
PurplePony42 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sollux sollux
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:iconlimitlesspurpose:
limitlesspurpose Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
Could you do Dave and Equius please? I would appreciate it.
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:iconsnowyapril:
SnowyApril Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Sollux Plz :33333333
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:iconskylar-persson:
Skylar-Persson Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Where is Kankri?!?! I REQUEST KANKRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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:iconmastermagi100:
Mastermagi100 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
Horuss or Equius :iconpervyhorussplz: :iconpervyequiusplz:
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:iconallierawrz:
AllieRawrz Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013
Kankri :3
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:iconvampirequeenlovesyou:
VampireQueenLovesYou Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Hey can you go ahead and do Equius?
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:iconblackoutrenegade:
blackoutRenegade Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Writer
Are you going to be doing anymore?
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:iconturntechdavestrider:
turntechdavestrider Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Dave Strider would love the irony of his name being picked out because he's holdin the hat (I dont know if that's actually ironic but I just want a Dave one XD )
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:iconi4mah0m3stuck3r:
I4MAH0M3STUCK3R Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
can you do dave or kurloz?
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:iconteamjacobtwilight:
teamjacobtwilight Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very nice job with these c:
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:iconceliahaystack:
CeliaHaystack Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
solluxxxxxxx
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:iconhomestucker1:
HOMESTUCKER1 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013
Can you do Kankri dirk and jake plz!!!!
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